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 |||O    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    |||O    ||O|   
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[intro]

(drum 8x)

     C
~Ooohh

[chorus]
(6/8 blues, "When a man loves a woman")

C
     I'm sorry baby

C7                         F
     I could not see you tonight

   Fm
So cold and almost naked

        C
So many people outside

C7                    F
And everyone can clearly see

    Dm
I'm not supposed to be here

    G                            (G)
And you were supposed to be with me...

[verse]

(ok, lemme explain)

      C
I was minding my own business

         C
Drinking cocktails at the bar

         F                              C
A couple people singing songs about the sea (what shall we do with the drunken sailor)

     C
So I joined and drank some too

           C
And nearly tripped on my guitar

            F                                C
Played some music, jumped around and lost my keys

[bridge]

    G
And then I saw your message

        F
"Do you want to fool around"

  G
I nearly lost my balance

       F
Almost fell right to the ground

  Dm
I ran straight to your room

               F
('cause my key had not yet been found)

    C#
The lift was on your floor, but then

  C
I heard an awful sound...

(we all know this sound, right?)

[chorus]
(6/8 blues, "When a man loves a woman")

                  C
I.. was.. sooo... cloooose to you baby

C7                          F
         Standing nearly at your door

   Fm
My shirt ( thrown ) down the hallway

       C
And my pants on the floor

C7                            F
      I could not resist your charm

    Dm
But someone had to vape inside

G                          C
   Setting off... the fire alarm

[guitar solo]
C | C7 | F | Fm
C | C7 | F | Fm

[chorus]

C
     I'm sorry baby

C7                         F
     Because I really want to come   (to your room)

        Fm
But I'm getting kinda desperate  (to be honest)

         C
But also cold and numb

C7                         F
     Please accept my explanation

    Dm
And forgive me for this

G              C         (F C G C)
Premature evacuation